You know, I never really looked at Chris Martin as “sexy”, per se. But while I’m watching this live Coldplay special on MTV2, I totally see why, yeah, he’s a sexy motherfucker…so captivating that yeah, I just might be willing to have his baby, and when he said to me, “I’d like to name her Apple,” I’d say, “Fuck yeah, you wrote ‘Yellow,’ you must know something.”
