My neighbor Kevin is like 6′9″ and [I'm pretty sure he] weighs less than I do. Hugging him is like hugging a tree. He thinks I’m being neighborly and friendly when I hug him all the time, but really, I’m just trying to see how much my arms overlap when I embrace him. Sheer entertainment, I tell you.
May 22nd, 2005 at 9:02 am
I like how you bolded “Hugging his is like hugging a tree.” It really got the point across. You have a gift.
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May 22nd, 2005 at 7:44 pm
I’m so glad you skipped right to the lampooning. I was worried we were going to have to exchange pleasantries for a while.
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May 23rd, 2005 at 3:19 am
Actually I didn’t mean that as a lampoon. It was a compliment. But if you would indeed like to skip the pleasantries, that’s fine with me.
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May 23rd, 2005 at 4:14 pm
Seriously? You…you weren’t being sarcastic? Not one bit?
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May 24th, 2005 at 3:26 am
No, I wasn’t. Get your mind out of the [sarcastic] gutter!
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