Mur·phy’s Law (mûr’-feez)
n. 1.) Any of certain humorous axioms stating that anything that can possibly go wrong, will go wrong.
2.) March 8, 2005. The one day those two cute boys in Art History finally talk to you is the same day you are unshowered, sans makeup, wearing your “fat jeans” and a shirt with a Kangaroo on it.
**EDIT: Oh, and the glasses. Did I mention I was wearing thick, dorky glasses?
